December 29, 2010

Yabba Dabba Doo...n't!

Ever wondered what the Flintstone's would dress in cold seasons?  You get your answer right here in Hong Kong!

December 27, 2010

Happy Holidays... Sweaters!

Happy Holidays, HK Fashion Police readers!  As we finish our christmas dinner leftovers and stuff those ugly christmas sweaters back to the closets, let's have a look at the holiday dress code in town in this festive season!  Here's to a new twist to those ugly christmas sweaters...


December 23, 2010

Two-Toned Leggings, Leg Warmers, or Knee-High Socks?!

Another new fad we observed recently is this fascinating two-toned leggings that looked like leg warmers or knee-high socks over leggings.  Are people getting lazy?  Can't they just wear socks or leg warmers over regular leggings?!  Does it even look good? 

December 21, 2010

Patterned Men Socks

Hong Kong Fashion Police presents the next trend of the season - patterned men socks!  We figured men in Hong Kong must be very creative in highlighting their lower body assets - by either dropped crotch pants or patterned socks! 

Looking smart in jacket, shorts and patterned socks

Dudes checking out panda girl!

Grey patterned socks dude looking a little embarassed?

December 16, 2010

Table-Cloth or Robe?

As weather gets cooler in town, why don't we reminisce the summer just a few weeks ago?  This young lady caught our eye at the Belgian Beer Festival ready for some beer chugging activities.

December 14, 2010

Hong Kong Vice

Q. What do you get when you mix Miami Vice's Don Johnson with three sizes too small?

December 11, 2010

B&W Pattern Girl

"I love B&W so much that I wish I lived during B&W movie days, and you know I just LOVE patterns so much I have to pile it on, I got 2 legs, why not make the best out of them?"

December 9, 2010

Garbage Bug is Back!

Oldies like HK Fashion Police will remember the Garbage Bug in HK back in the 70's...

Guess what?  We bumped into our old friend the other day!  Alright, alright, maybe she's a remote cousin, she's got yellow dots, not red, sheesh!

This Year's Fashion Police Award Goes To...

HK Fashion Police is proud to present the first outrageous award to a Mr. White-Vest-White-Ultra-Trainers-Clutch-Toting-Dude!  Give it up to our mega-shocker of the year!

December 3, 2010

Dropped-Crotch Family!

Ta-da!  Introducing HK Fashion Police's first dropped-crotch dress-alike family!  Train them while they're young, folks!  Hmm, I wonder if the mommy also had diapers on to complete the dress-alike look...

November 29, 2010

'Tis the Season of Sexy Tights

"Winter" is finally here and sisters of Hong Kong cannot wait to start off with those sexy lacey tights!  Add an equally sexy flowery mini and glamourous gucci bag and voila ~ You got the perfect outfit with the perfect date!

November 24, 2010

Hilary Tsui: Causeway Bay Sighting - Peanis M&Ms

bossini gets some head.

Hilary taking one for the team.

It's rare to see high quality subvertising in Hong Kong, so it was a real treat to be able to capture this image in Causeway Bay behind SOGO. This is Hilary Tsui of 'better than thou' do it yourself fashion fame, showing the world what she really thinks of the corporate takeover of creativity in  the fashion world.

This skilful saboteur is like a Chinese Banksy, or maybe he should be known as Wanksy?

November 19, 2010

Polka Dot Leggings

Polka dots are invading the town!  I personally LOVE polka dots, but such demonstrations just left Hong Kong Fashion Police speechless...  Enjoy the mix-and-match talent of Hong Kong-ers yet again!

Funky auntie

Stylish dude

November 16, 2010

Tribute to MBT Sandals & Dropped-Crotch Pants

As we bid farewell to our eye-opening summer, here's a tribute to our summer 2010 favourites...

Will Never Forget Those Black Nails and Thick Socks!

Long Live Dropped-Crotch!

Mister at Women's H&M in hottest MBT!

Check out my Crotch!

November 15, 2010

The Star-Spangled Banner

O! say does that star-spangled banner yet wave,
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

and no it's not a kid, but a grown woman in queue during weekday rush hour...

November 10, 2010

Joy Rich LA!

When I grow up, I want to be... JOY(ful), RICH, and live in LA! 

November 5, 2010

Mom, We're Running out of Bleach!

"Hi mom, just wanted to call and tell you we ran out of bleach.  Can you get some from Wellcome please?"

Next time you want to show off your sexy greyed bra, be sure you get some bleach first!  Oh hell, who am I kidding?  Still get all the attention you need on the MTR.

November 3, 2010

Give Those Sexy Feet a Chance!

Hong Kong Fashion Police feels sorry for those sexy lady feet this year.  They are either trapped in those oh-so-Hillary-Tsui MBT handicap sandals or the below slouchy, i-want-to-hide-my-feet-yet-show-my-dark-toe-nails-and-highlight-my-calves boots/sandals...  come on!  give them sexy feet a break, will you!  and not to mention those bandaged footwear, see those "cute" pink ones... what's with those?!  and heard they costs a few grand those bandages!


November 2, 2010

Random-Bulkiness Beggar Style!

Just look at this random display of clothes piled on two mannequins...

Maybe the Zara staff were inspired by the famous beggar dude in China...

September 15, 2010

Tron style is IN this season in Hong Kong

When I saw this outfit in the window display of a trendy fashion store in Causeway Bay, I felt compelled to go inside and offer my life savings and lifetime unlimited bodily molestations to the service of gay monkey-faced midget priests with unregulated nostril hair.

Those without the gifted eye of (le) fashion, may be wondering why is this outfit so cool? I'll tell you why - for starters, it's got these cool shapes on it, like triangles, and cookie cutter moon-shaped crescents, and shit - all over the damn place, as if shapes were going out of fashion - No! Shapes will never go out of fashion dammit! When you wear an outfit like this, you get respect; total, utter, unabominable (yeah, I made that word up, so what?) respect. It's badass, because it looks like ...

It's got the shapes, and shit. It's Tron, and Tron is the new black this season, if you didn't know already.

The guy pictured here, knows exactly what good fashion is, and he's got camel toe too, and camel toe is in.
Who would have believed that this 1982 movie (Tron)  could have been such inspiration for Hong Kong fashion designers?

Shapes are f*ckin' cool! I like Tron.


September 11, 2010

Asian-ized Styles

Walking around the luxury malls in Hong Kong really makes me feel like I am in some other world or dream.  Every globally-known brand has been Asian-ized beyond recognition!  Don't get me wrong, I'm happy that we are moving away from globalization, but this absurd localization completely destroys some brands.  

I remember drooling over the girlie, flowy dresses in the Jill Stuart New York boutique in Soho.  Their Spring '08 and '09 collections confirm they are still pretty like the old times.

However, check out what I saw in the Jill Stuart store in the Elements Mall, which is holding the same season sale:


For a moment, I seriously thought the salesgirls in the shop must really hated their job and played a joke on the brand.  Pardon my minimum knowledge on the retail industry, but I thought there are global standards that the local shops need to adhere to in some way?   I wonder what  Jill Stuart herself thinks about that see-through top and cropped pants display...

Just across from Jill Stuart is Daks - the classy UK brand often mistaken as a copy-cat of the locals-beloved Burberry's.  From the latest Fall/Winter '10 collection, we see simple classic ready-to-wear outfits:

Take a deep breath everyone... introducing the Fall/Winter collection of the same year in the grandiose Elements Mall...


... Bringin back the 90's tuck-your-skinny-pants-in-your-skinny-boots-trend.  Don't forget to add a hint of that classic pattern around the neck.  Oh and remember to tuck that neatly under the collar.  Now you can walk around proudly and buy more Asian-ized products in this shopping paradise of the world!

September 3, 2010

Drop the Crotch, And You'll Feeeeel Alriiiiight

The dropped crotch look really took off in Asia, I might add - like a fish to water, or more appropriately, like a giant steaming turd in spandex pants. Like most things in Hong Kong, where time is a bit timid to move beyond the 1980s, the latest trends from the west seemed to get lost at sea on the way here, but on this little piece of the east, people are so eager to lap up new shit to lift their meagre soggy wet tissue lives out of the boring mundane, that they often overlook the fact that most of the imported clothing and styles are pulled straight from the west's dumpster - the one with the overbearing pink neon 'FAIL' sign that morphs into a nightmarish caricature of Richard Simmons inserting his manhood repeatedly into a used shampoo bottle.

With so many large-scale retailers ever ready to exploit the naivety of Hong Kong people who have more money than you can shake a stick at, all they have to do is sponsor a few HK 'celebs' to wear and promote the white man's cast offs on the TVB television show 'Dolce Vita', and Bob's your uncle - hordes of mindless 'must look fab' fashionistas packing the stores and unloading their credit cards. Doesn't matter if it doesn't look good, it's expensive and it's new, and it's all the rage, and people buying lots of this stuff like crack - status crack - wear it, and feel rich - this is money converted into clothing, if money could become clothing, this is what it would look like ... drop crotch pants.

Jake Chan, he loves to park and sit in his fancy sports car, with the engine running, in crowded areas of town because it makes his man thing feel BIG. He drives past a group of people, and overhears, "wow, that guy must be compensating for something ..." Jake couldn't sleep for a week, he began to question the size of his manhood - it didn't help that he had a small pee-pee.

"What am I to do?" he said to himself while driving back to his cramped living quarters at Legende Royale ('everyday is a celebration of life') ... then he saw it, in the shop display window, behind a wall of shoppers who had been forced to queue outside the exclusively exclusive and empty store for absolutely no reason - DROPPED CROTCH PANTS - TO HIDE YOUR SMALL PEE PEE.
And then of course, there are the wannabes, people who are perpetually unhappy because they can't afford to have the luxury of bad taste. This guy (left pic) proves that you can recreate high class designer fashion just by rifling through your mum's wardrobe and the rubbish bin of a dead junkie. Now he can get into Lan Kwai Fong clubs like Drop without needing Li Ka-shing or a caucasian to accompany him.