Human Drapery

The neighbor's laundry goes flapping in the fierce wind on this typhoon day in Hong Kong, inspiring HK Fashion Police to comment on the loose-fitting drapery-style clothing spotted on many ladies in town...

"Once upon a time, women were bounded by those god-forbid hip-hugging sexy dresses and jeans, corsets and the lot, that demonstrate the beauty of the female body.  Time is different now, let's liberate, girlfriends!  Let's get loose!  The hell with being pretty and sexy, we just want to look comfortable, trendy, and 'drapery'!" Chants Lucy, President of the Hong Kong Association for Womens Drapery Clothing (HKAWDC).  "The time to act is now!  Trash all your fitting clothes!  Pull down the curtains, make them into trendy clothings!  Let's make a mark!"

With the success of HKAWDC, scores of women in town make their statement by wearing loose-fitting drapery-style pieces.  The effect is unprecedented.  Indecent behaviour on the MTR dropped to an all-time low.  Men in town no longer have the temptation to even look at women.  Women feel safe like never before!  HKADC is currently running another program for men's drapery clothing, guys, you better watch out!

Cartoon Throwbacks!

As recession looms ahead, poor Hong Kongers struggle to stay alive in the aggressive fashion battlefield.  As Heidi Klum says, "In fashion, one day you're in, the next day you're out!"  What can ladies do to stay trendy, young and gorgeous without spending too much?  Forget about botox and plastic surgery, we can barely afford our own homes and the boys are too busy on their iCrap iPhones anyway to notice... Forget about I.T. or L.V, we've already spent our remaining cash on the yearly iCrap iPhones...

These two ladies have set perfect examples on how we can remain hot and sexy with minimal cost.  They presented amazing skills in looking extra young by impersonating the nostalgic Smurfs and Teletubbies characters!  

 

 

So there we have HOPE!  Next time if you're a little short on cash, just flip through your old VHS for inspiration.  I'm sure all iCrap iPhone-obsessed sheeple will turn their heads!

Leopard at Ritz Carlton

"Hmmm... what should I wear to high tea at the high-class newly-opened Ritz Carlton in town?  This is such an important event that I must wear my top-notch, 'screaming-look-at-me' trendy clothing and footwear that everyone envies!  I simply cannot be discrete about it and must draw attention to myself.  Hmmm... must consult the fashionistas in town!"

"I totally dig Hilary and her friends' fashion style!  This whole lineup is simply MARVELOUS!  I need to remind myself to get that 'I'M NOT A LABEL WHORE!' t-shirt next time I'm in I.T./Izzue!  That will be soooo fun if I wore that on my next shopping trip!  LOL!"  

"OMG!!  There are too many choices, but I think I can never go wrong with the Queen of Fashionistas in Hong Kong - Hilary!  Just look at her stylish hairstyle that matches perfectly with her fiesty leopard one-piece!  I can totally get that look!  With my white MBT sandals that fashionistas worship in town, everyone in the Ritz would want to line up to kiss my matching black toenails!"

"Ta-da!  You see, I totally glow like shiny gold in front of the greeters at the Ritz.  Honey is oh sooo proud!"

Bucket Sandals

Ranking close to MBT in the list of fierce shoes in recent years are the baggy-wide-mouth-bucket sandals.  Not only are they flattering in attempting to make your legs look extra skinny, but they also make you extra agile!  Imagine mastering the art of walking in buckets, which is way superior than running in 3-inch high heels!  No wonder admirer of all HK ladies, Ms Chan Ho-Wan, flaunted her white bucket sandals with another one of her million million-dollar-Hermes bags as well, making her look extra fierce!

They even come in a variety of choices:

From space-ship style...

To flower-pot/vase style...

Why not try combat-cheapo style now that we'll soon be in budget-cut combat mode...

And hey, with the world going crazy with riots, it won't hurt hiding a buck or two in them shoes for emergencies!

bohemian headbands

Watch out, the boho look is back!  Except it's hard for fashion police to determine whether those are boho headbands or just mega rubber bands, or skinny headbands worn over your forehead?!  A little smoothing serum to the hair will be advisable to avoid that "just out of the madhouse" look... oh wait, they might just be out of the mega-madhouse of I.T.!  So, get that look ready, it's not long before Halloween!

 

Minimum Length of Socks

As Hong Kong's minimum wage becomes effective today, we'd say a better law to impose is minimum length of socks when wearing sandals... especially those fad MBT and supposedly "healthy" sandals and sneakers trendy ladies like to wear in town.  Oh the hell, a ban on all MBT would be a better solution, who's with us?

 

80's Throwbacks

This and That... Hilary and Hilary-wannabe channeling 80's throwbacks!

Tribute to MBT Sandals & Dropped-Crotch Pants

As we bid farewell to our eye-opening summer, here's a tribute to our summer 2010 favourites...


Will Never Forget Those Black Nails and Thick Socks!



Long Live Dropped-Crotch!



Mister at Women's H&M in hottest MBT!



Check out my Crotch!

Give Those Sexy Feet a Chance!

Hong Kong Fashion Police feels sorry for those sexy lady feet this year.  They are either trapped in those oh-so-Hillary-Tsui MBT handicap sandals or the below slouchy, i-want-to-hide-my-feet-yet-show-my-dark-toe-nails-and-highlight-my-calves boots/sandals...  come on!  give them sexy feet a break, will you!  and not to mention those bandaged footwear, see those "cute" pink ones... what's with those?!  and heard they costs a few grand those bandages!