Auntie "Chanel"

As we recollected ourselves after the devastated bombshell attack of Joyce, we were quickly hit by a life-threatening bright orange piece of shrapnel!  Loyal reader "Paula" contributed this masterpiece of fashion victim exhibit, taken on the MTR - the mecca of fashion faux pas.

"What is with this giant piece of walking orange 'Chanel' with black 'trendy' Jeremy Scott-wing-lookalike flip flops?!"  "Is she sleep-walking?"  "Is she carrying fish in her black bag?"  Okay, before we bombard ourselves with questions and pass out in shock, let's examine this specimen bit by bit:

1) Head: Geeky glasses with hair in almost bed-head condition - creating an "au naturale" look
2) Body: Orange sleepwear with holes on shoulders - creating a "sexy" and mysterious look (any underwear beneath?  We fantasized...)
3) Legs: No fancy socks and the unkempt toe nails complement nicely with the overall "au naturale" look

So if you look at it her closely, she's not that bad!  You know, we Hong Kong people always talk about how we should not judge people by the cover.  We should all look beneath the glamour of a walking ad for Chanel and see Auntie "Chanel" for her own simplicity!

Hat tip to reader "Paula" for this brilliant submission!

Oompa Loompa-ly Polka-licious!

Some call it fate, others call it co-incidence.  We'd like to call it "the HKFP fan club".  HK Fashion Police constantly bump into repeat offenders that we love to hate.  These people must be big fans of HKFP that they try their every way to stalk us, to fight for a chance to be the star of the day!

Remember this PDD?  This time we spotted him in TST in the same green polka dot pants with an equally eye-pooping, *oops* eye-popping buddy.

Green PDD was proudly showing off the trendiest Jeremy Scott x Adidas teddy bear sneakers with the latest iPad on hand amongst ooohs and aaahs.  "OMG! Aren't those cute?"  "Isn't that the LATEST iPad 2?!?! OMFG!!" 


While Green PDD was strutting his stuff, Grey PDD took care in checking out his delicate self in the mirror to ensure his nappy dropped-crotch pants stayed in elegant shape as he put his hand in his pocket.

Who knew, maybe we will bump into them again - in oompa loompa suits or those really funky Jeremy Scott track suits!