July 21, 2011

Oompa Loompa-ly Polka-licious!

Some call it fate, others call it co-incidence.  We'd like to call it "the HKFP fan club".  HK Fashion Police constantly bump into repeat offenders that we love to hate.  These people must be big fans of HKFP that they try their every way to stalk us, to fight for a chance to be the star of the day!

Remember this PDD?  This time we spotted him in TST in the same green polka dot pants with an equally eye-pooping, *oops* eye-popping buddy.

Green PDD was proudly showing off the trendiest Jeremy Scott x Adidas teddy bear sneakers with the latest iPad on hand amongst ooohs and aaahs.  "OMG! Aren't those cute?"  "Isn't that the LATEST iPad 2?!?! OMFG!!" 


While Green PDD was strutting his stuff, Grey PDD took care in checking out his delicate self in the mirror to ensure his nappy dropped-crotch pants stayed in elegant shape as he put his hand in his pocket.



















Who knew, maybe we will bump into them again - in oompa loompa suits or those really funky Jeremy Scott track suits!



June 28, 2011

Mercibeaucoup - Clothing For the Mentally Challenged

Mercibeaucoup which should actually be two words, merci beaucoup, is French for 'Thank you very much', but also the name of a Japanese retail fashion label which seems to have quite a fanbase in Hong Kong because of its ridiculous priced 'adult-baby' clothing. I imagine that when a French person views this store name, they see it as 'Thankyouverymuch'; aside from being shocked by the appalling grammar, they'd likely be insulted that this brand, of what basically amounts to clown clothing, should associate itself with French culture, which traditionally has been at the forefront of fashion history.

If we're to learn anything from all the mistakes made in fashion during the 80's, it should be that if it looks like a lemon, then it probably is a lemon. A decade later, people were burning those embarrassing photographs of themselves in fluorescent leg-warmers and mile-wide shoulder-pads; ten years from now, entire Facebook photo albums will mysteriously disappear. Well, some people never learn, and they continue to thankyouverymuch to those who will gladly accept cash or credit card for those overpriced lemons.

Though, I'm willing to admit that I could be wrong, and vomit patterned dropped-crotch clown pants might be the pivotal ground-breaking turning point in fashion history. Nevermind Alexander McQueen, we're talking Eri Utsugi, the founder and lead designer of Mercibeaucoup, who uses inspiration from anime and manga for her designs. Now I confess that I'm not a big fan of the anime genre of comics, of which, nowadays, primarily attracts teenagers and asian business men, who have a mental age of fourteen, with rainbow coloured renderings of pre-pubescent doe-eyed superheroines with big boobs and men that look like women. While Alexander McQueen was influenced by world culture and historical fashions, Eri Utsugi studied Japanese comic-books (and possibly some Hentai during her spare time).

It would be unfair to compare Alexander McQueen to Eri Utsugi, because undoubtedly Eri Utsugi is a genius ahead of her time, and with a concept to rival Einstein's Theory of Relativity in complexity. The concept found on the Mercibeaucoup website, reads thus:

Brand Concept

purely, happliy, beautifully. mercibeaucoup,
neat and proper, but with some fun.
do have something to say, but never with airs put on.
mercibeaucoup,
in the name, we show our dedication
never to forget, but everyday cherish,
the precious feeling of appreciation and thank

BAAAAM! Take that McQueen!




June 22, 2011

80's Revival - Miss Aerobics

Yes, we all hated it: neon leggings, shoulder pads, bling blings... Unfortunately, the 80's revival seems to reappear every decade.   Anyone remember the Miss Aerobics Beauty Pageant in Hong Kong back in 1986?  This lady triggered an instant flashback with her co-ordinated aerobics outfit.

 

June 14, 2011

Webbed Legs

Our lovely readers are probably bored with our endless rant about dropped-crotch pants, but this fashion crime doesn't show any sign of ceasing in town!  This lady's (un)flattering demo of webbed legs at IFC Central just screams fashion victim, "Post me! Post me! Post me on HK Fashion Police!"

June 10, 2011

Colorful Dudes

HK Fashion Police was greeted by some colorful surprises two days in a row in Admiralty and Central.  These two lovely gentlemen were not afraid to strut their colorful stuff to combat those boring blacks in town.  We salute!


 

May 16, 2011

bohemian headbands

Watch out, the boho look is back!  Except it's hard for fashion police to determine whether those are boho headbands or just mega rubber bands, or skinny headbands worn over your forehead?!  A little smoothing serum to the hair will be advisable to avoid that "just out of the madhouse" look... oh wait, they might just be out of the mega-madhouse of I.T.!  So, get that look ready, it's not long before Halloween!




 

May 1, 2011

Minimum Length of Socks

As Hong Kong's minimum wage becomes effective today, we'd say a better law to impose is minimum length of socks when wearing sandals... especially those fad MBT and supposedly "healthy" sandals and sneakers trendy ladies like to wear in town.  Oh the hell, a ban on all MBT would be a better solution, who's with us?