August 30, 2011

Cartoon Throwbacks!

As recession looms ahead, poor Hong Kongers struggle to stay alive in the aggressive fashion battlefield.  As Heidi Klum says, "In fashion, one day you're in, the next day you're out!"  What can ladies do to stay trendy, young and gorgeous without spending too much?  Forget about botox and plastic surgery, we can barely afford our own homes and the boys are too busy on their iCrap iPhones anyway to notice... Forget about I.T. or L.V, we've already spent our remaining cash on the yearly iCrap iPhones...

These two ladies have set perfect examples on how we can remain hot and sexy with minimal cost.  They presented amazing skills in looking extra young by impersonating the nostalgic Smurfs and Teletubbies characters!  

 








 

So there we have HOPE!  Next time if you're a little short on cash, just flip through your old VHS for inspiration.  I'm sure all iCrap iPhone-obsessed sheeple will turn their heads!

August 22, 2011

Leopard at Ritz Carlton

"Hmmm... what should I wear to high tea at the high-class newly-opened Ritz Carlton in town?  This is such an important event that I must wear my top-notch, 'screaming-look-at-me' trendy clothing and footwear that everyone envies!  I simply cannot be discrete about it and must draw attention to myself.  Hmmm... must consult the fashionistas in town!"

"I totally dig Hilary and her friends' fashion style!  This whole lineup is simply MARVELOUS!  I need to remind myself to get that 'I'M NOT A LABEL WHORE!' t-shirt next time I'm in I.T./Izzue!  That will be soooo fun if I wore that on my next shopping trip!  LOL!"  

"OMG!!  There are too many choices, but I think I can never go wrong with the Queen of Fashionistas in Hong Kong - Hilary!  Just look at her stylish hairstyle that matches perfectly with her fiesty leopard one-piece!  I can totally get that look!  With my white MBT sandals that fashionistas worship in town, everyone in the Ritz would want to line up to kiss my matching black toenails!"


"Ta-da!  You see, I totally glow like shiny gold in front of the greeters at the Ritz.  Honey is oh sooo proud!"


August 16, 2011

The Black Troopers

Watch out, people!  The Black Troopers are here!  They are swift!  They are cool!  and oh yes, they are trendsetters of the UNIVERSE!  Are they the "designers" lot?  The I.T. sales lot?  The goth lot?  Or the Dog The Bounty Hunter lot?  God knows... 



These troopers stormed Harbor City as jaw-dropped crowds made way for them during lunch rush hour.  Nobody could stop them to hunt...


... bargains at the trendy LCX!

August 10, 2011

Bucket Sandals

Ranking close to MBT in the list of fierce shoes in recent years are the baggy-wide-mouth-bucket sandals.  Not only are they flattering in attempting to make your legs look extra skinny, but they also make you extra agile!  Imagine mastering the art of walking in buckets, which is way superior than running in 3-inch high heels!  No wonder admirer of all HK ladies, Ms Chan Ho-Wan, flaunted her white bucket sandals with another one of her million million-dollar-Hermes bags as well, making her look extra fierce!


They even come in a variety of choices:
From space-ship style...
To flower-pot/vase style...

Why not try combat-cheapo style now that we'll soon be in budget-cut combat mode...


And hey, with the world going crazy with riots, it won't hurt hiding a buck or two in them shoes for emergencies!

July 25, 2011

Translucent Dresses - The Next Fad?

How can one stand out in the sea of creative fashion in Hong Kong - MBTs, dropped-crotch, striking color-blocks, polka dots... ?  We found the answer in this lady, pioneering the potential fad of translucent clothing in the crowded streets of TST. 


While we were in awe of her denim shorts, black belt and black bra under a sexy lace translucent dress, we appreciated her consideration not to turn the dress front-to-back (only the back of the dress was translucent).  That will definitely cause some major traffic accidents or uncontrollable groping in the MTR...  and what's better than giving BIG pleasant surprises for those who turned their heads to check out this lovely lady twice!


This other lady apprentice in Central should give mini-shorts a shot next time.  Why layer yourself in long pants and conservative top when you could show your assets in this long translucent cardigan/dress?

Who wants to bet?  It is just a matter of time that the next translucent dressers in Hong Kong will go all the way like these pretty models.  Next time you see one, recollect youself, stop drooling and submit your photo to HKFP for a surprise gift!


July 21, 2011

Oompa Loompa-ly Polka-licious!

Some call it fate, others call it co-incidence.  We'd like to call it "the HKFP fan club".  HK Fashion Police constantly bump into repeat offenders that we love to hate.  These people must be big fans of HKFP that they try their every way to stalk us, to fight for a chance to be the star of the day!

Remember this PDD?  This time we spotted him in TST in the same green polka dot pants with an equally eye-pooping, *oops* eye-popping buddy.

Green PDD was proudly showing off the trendiest Jeremy Scott x Adidas teddy bear sneakers with the latest iPad on hand amongst ooohs and aaahs.  "OMG! Aren't those cute?"  "Isn't that the LATEST iPad 2?!?! OMFG!!" 


While Green PDD was strutting his stuff, Grey PDD took care in checking out his delicate self in the mirror to ensure his nappy dropped-crotch pants stayed in elegant shape as he put his hand in his pocket.



















Who knew, maybe we will bump into them again - in oompa loompa suits or those really funky Jeremy Scott track suits!



June 28, 2011

Mercibeaucoup - Clothing For the Mentally Challenged

Mercibeaucoup which should actually be two words, merci beaucoup, is French for 'Thank you very much', but also the name of a Japanese retail fashion label which seems to have quite a fanbase in Hong Kong because of its ridiculous priced 'adult-baby' clothing. I imagine that when a French person views this store name, they see it as 'Thankyouverymuch'; aside from being shocked by the appalling grammar, they'd likely be insulted that this brand, of what basically amounts to clown clothing, should associate itself with French culture, which traditionally has been at the forefront of fashion history.

If we're to learn anything from all the mistakes made in fashion during the 80's, it should be that if it looks like a lemon, then it probably is a lemon. A decade later, people were burning those embarrassing photographs of themselves in fluorescent leg-warmers and mile-wide shoulder-pads; ten years from now, entire Facebook photo albums will mysteriously disappear. Well, some people never learn, and they continue to thankyouverymuch to those who will gladly accept cash or credit card for those overpriced lemons.

Though, I'm willing to admit that I could be wrong, and vomit patterned dropped-crotch clown pants might be the pivotal ground-breaking turning point in fashion history. Nevermind Alexander McQueen, we're talking Eri Utsugi, the founder and lead designer of Mercibeaucoup, who uses inspiration from anime and manga for her designs. Now I confess that I'm not a big fan of the anime genre of comics, of which, nowadays, primarily attracts teenagers and asian business men, who have a mental age of fourteen, with rainbow coloured renderings of pre-pubescent doe-eyed superheroines with big boobs and men that look like women. While Alexander McQueen was influenced by world culture and historical fashions, Eri Utsugi studied Japanese comic-books (and possibly some Hentai during her spare time).

It would be unfair to compare Alexander McQueen to Eri Utsugi, because undoubtedly Eri Utsugi is a genius ahead of her time, and with a concept to rival Einstein's Theory of Relativity in complexity. The concept found on the Mercibeaucoup website, reads thus:

Brand Concept

purely, happliy, beautifully. mercibeaucoup,
neat and proper, but with some fun.
do have something to say, but never with airs put on.
mercibeaucoup,
in the name, we show our dedication
never to forget, but everyday cherish,
the precious feeling of appreciation and thank

BAAAAM! Take that McQueen!