Man Bag Toters

Wearing pink shirts is one thing, but toting PVC pink bags with purple jeans brings metrosexual to a whole new level!  A more toned down version was observed on the same day with Vivienne Westwood (man) bag, stylish fedora and orange sneakers.  Ladies, you know what to get your man for the next Valentine's!

 

An Outfit for Lady McDonald?

How come nobody told HK Fashion Police that McD colors are IN this season?!  Spotted the perfect outfit for Lady McDonald in Causeway Bay.  Hurry up, ladies!  Snatch that outfit before Ronald does!

 

Leopard Nappy Cover

This lady must be in such a hurry that she mistook her baby's nappy cover...  

Hilary Tsui: Exquisite corpse

Eclecticism is out - Exquisite Corpse is in. Turn yourself into a Surrealist experiment. Hilary Tsui shows you how to play:

Before you decide what to wear, ALWAYS pick your shoes first. This is the number one rule - you ought to be standing butt naked by your shoe closet. Preferably pick a pair that you can't walk very well in.

Secondly. Your lower garment should be determined by your sponsor. It doesn't matter if your sponsor makes clothing aimed at sugar buzzed fat kids with e-number propelled attention deficit disorder - they pay you to advertise this shit, and besides, some people think that the butt and legs are the most unattractive features of a woman.

Thirdly. The upper part of your look has to show that the bottom half of your full-length mirror snapped and broke off - so make it good. If you really must coordinate, then carry with you a large cardboard cone with the same colours as your pants.

When  you put everything together, it's not bad ... but not good either.

Anyhow, it's not the result that counts, it's about the process - a fun game that all the family can play. You can all look like that kid at kindergarten who accidentally wet her/himself, and the teacher had to dig out some costume trousers from the school play cupboard for you.

Color Blocking Fail

We all know by now that this year's all about color blocking, from Jonathan Saunders to Jil Sander.  Before we know it, Hong Kong ladies are picking up the trend, but with a completely different twist.  Perhaps paying tribute to the "admirable" Ms. Chan Ho Wan?

I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you.

The world of fashion moves very fast, as the saying goes - "One day you're in, the next day, you're out." Though for Hong Kongers, it doesn't work that way because nobody really has a clue about what's in or out, or why the proverbial cat flap of good design sense lets everything but cats through.

Fortunately, this broken cat flap (aka I.T store) allows those who cling doggedly to dreams of becoming one of Hong Kong's most sought-after 'fashun icons' a distinct possibility; this illustrious list, among others, features the likes of Bosco Wong, Hilary Tsui, Hello Kitty and ... Luke Skywalker... <<<record scratch>>>

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Bosco Wong Fashion Icon

HK Fashion Police discovered a new celebrity "trendsetter" with fashion sense as outrageous as our all-time-favourite, Ms. Hilary Tsui.  Following an honorable mention last month featuring an eye-popping table-cloth dress on television, Mr. Bosco Wong surprised us with the ultimate dropped-crotch-hanging-patterned-pant-legs-grey-socks-showing pants, ski cap, white scarf, and women's handbag (or men bag?) stepping out of HK people's fashion shrine, I.T.  Bosco's rumored girlfriend, Myolie Wu, looked ever so plain in comparison in her patterned scarf and robe-liked grey top.  Time to get some fashion tips from the boy, Miss Wu!